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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 21:49 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
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Sybarite_fml 5

Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.

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StormGirl142 24

I sincerely hope she mentioned it. I really, really hope she did.

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tennis_jens 5

Wow dude. Can't keep to one?? Your a jerk.

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elvalil 3

At least you recognized her....

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JD18 0

Life has a funny way of showing that cheating is always bad....karma's a bitch, you totally deserved that one.

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djsamixin 3

If I were you I wouldn't be posting how unfaithful or how unloyal of a character you have. Then again, you're not me, and I'm thankful. I too am also flawed though so you aren't that bad... I guess. lol

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hernando240411 0

One word.....dumb!!!!!

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kreepers 6

I hope your girlfriend found out; FH(er)L not yours.

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AugustBurnsToast 14

OP deserves an award for the most intimate encounter with karma ever!

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