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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 21:49 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
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Sybarite_fml 5

Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.

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StormGirl142 24

I sincerely hope she mentioned it. I really, really hope she did.

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BritLass 15

That'll teach you! I hope she finds out!

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alliek5913 8

What an asshole. You don't deserve a girlfriend.

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bjobabygirl 12

Hate to be mean but hope she said something and you girl friend left your sorry ass just saying not a nice thing to do sums butt

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XxCassie2323xX 3

You know what? You disgrace Canadians. I'm a Canadian and I'm disgusted your in the same country! People like you are disgusting douche bags that don't know how to keep it in their pants. Start thinking with your OTHER head. You know? The one on top of your neck. Yeah, that one.

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