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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 21:49 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
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Top comments

Sybarite_fml 5

Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.

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StormGirl142 24

I sincerely hope she mentioned it. I really, really hope she did.

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Comments

phosphorescent 4

You're a pig. I'm so glad karma bit you in your arse.

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choff47436 4

Well one part of me wants ask are you gonna get more of that and the other side wonders how stupid you are I guess it goes to show you if you cheat you are gonna get caught

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loveispain19 4

you know, i wasn't a strong believer in karma until after reading that story there. what goes around really does come around. why is it that guys are always the victim when they cheat and yet if the girl does it then it's the frikin end of the world. ladies am i right or am i right?

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hisbabygirl9109 4

what an asshole!! you deserved to be dumped on your face! you disgusting jerk! I'm sorry for your girlfriend! poor her! she deserves better. and if that waitress knew you had a gf than she needs an ass whoopen!

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TheLawOfSod 4

Wow. Love how there are over 18,000 "you deserved it" and counting. Deserved what? This sentence isn't enough information. I would like to hear that they took it in turns to smash your face into your expensive dinner. Then poured expensive wine on your head. Then kicked you in your cheap balls. Please?

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ObsessedWithMe 13

YDI dick face. Hope you're single now cause you obviously don't deserve your current gf.

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ZombieXgirlFrend 12

You're one of those A-holes that should be shoved in an active volcano to burn to death!

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