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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 21:49 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
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Top comments

Sybarite_fml 5

Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.

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StormGirl142 24

I sincerely hope she mentioned it. I really, really hope she did.

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Comments

rraman76 3

you ass! u got what u deserve! ur gf should've poured ur dinner down your pants

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CuddleMePanda 0

I hope your girlfriend got curious and asked how you both know eachother, while the waitress was standing there. I'd of laughed at you if I was at another table and saw your gf(ex) throw wine at you, and punch the girl in the ****.

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sweetzombie88 0

That would be karma. What woulda been nice is if you took her out knowing you've been cheating and it be a waiter who was her guy on the side. I hope she dumped you.

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skrillexFTW47 5

Cheating asshole. I can't stand people like you.

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Marifer98 7

Instead of writing it on here, you should be ashamed of what you did you asshole. I hope she found out and dumped your ass.

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LCapone91 0

Karmas a bitch, that's what you get for cheating. Hope it blowed up in your face. Prick!

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bobchickenfart 5

defenite YDI. i hope you learned your lesson, ******.

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