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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 21:49 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
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Top comments

Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.

StormGirl142 24

I sincerely hope she mentioned it. I really, really hope she did.

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nerd805 0
blair_x 12

You asshole. I'm sorry, but I have no sympathy for you. If you had a one night stand with her while you were dating your gf (which you didn't mention explicitly in the FML, but seems to be implied), you deserve it. Sorry.

cuzurcatsmells 5

HAH OP your an idiot you came here thinking your funny or something? Your a douche and I hope your girlfriend finds out and dumps you. FML now hates you.

edger1 6

Ur an asshole and dont deserve her.

what are the chances of karma she better be worth it than your girl. she does not deserve a shit garbage like you..its not fyl it fhl coz shes inlove with a douche like you

If he cheated yeah he is a dick but it could've been before he started dating he never said how long they'd been dating

LesCDeal 6

#397: The one night stand was "a few weeks before". Who the heck celebrates their "few week anniversary"???

Eat shit and die you cheating ****. It's guys like you who should not only be alone the rest of your life but should also have your dick rot off. I hope you get skull ****** and assraped before your miserable life gets snuffed out

You shouldn't be cheating in the first place. Dumbass