Love: Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate...

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 21:49 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML

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Sybarite_fml 5

Tuesday 14 February 2012 2:07

Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.

StormGirl142 24

Tuesday 14 February 2012 2:08

I sincerely hope she mentioned it. I really, really hope she did.

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shabam99 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 5:56

Maybe they had been going out for 2 weeks? Don't judge

KalCounty 4

Thursday 16 February 2012 7:34

So they were celebrating their two week anniversary?

TyffaniHope 4

Thursday 16 February 2012 16:35

Maybe you shouldn't be a ******* dick and cheat on your girlfriend.

faireanjell 5

Thursday 16 February 2012 18:39

I believe you just met a new friend named KARMA

Kylee1609 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:07

As if people actually think "your life sucks" Haa... You chose to cheat! I hope she said something :)

faireanjell 5

Friday 17 February 2012 3:00

I believe we call that karma ....

SignUpisntcool 3

Friday 17 February 2012 6:35

You should have been like " oooooooowwwwwww right

sikstix 2

Friday 17 February 2012 7:38

Bahahaa. Want a big "DUMBASS" button

sirnewyork516 0

Friday 17 February 2012 15:46

Best of both worlds

blah1289 1

Friday 17 February 2012 16:41

Asshole much?

HannahThunder 4

Saturday 18 February 2012 9:37

Dirty, dirty douche.

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