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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 21:49 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
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Top comments

Sybarite_fml 5

Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.

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StormGirl142 24

I sincerely hope she mentioned it. I really, really hope she did.

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Comments

socoolsophie 4

i hope your girlfriend found out and dumped you..you cheating piece of shit

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senor_awesome 14

wha...oh thats sneaky lol

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Petey_Piie 1

That's only bad if this isn't your one week anniversary.

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nhl477 5

So it doesn't only happen to me lol...

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sweetdreams20 0

That's really sad it's not even a fml for you more like the two girls in this situation

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bizarre_ftw 21

Take her aside and offer her a Huge tip to keep her mouth shut!! If she doesn't seem agreeable, ask for the check and your meal to go. Tell your girlfriend you didn't want to share her that night (note however I think you're an asshole for cheating and you completely deserve this, I just didn't want to wast the idea that popped into my head)

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tulo26 4

You deserved it, asshole.

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groupleader 7

Guess your date now thinks you must be the best tipper ever! I can only assume the ***** of a waitress ratted you out. Bummer.

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