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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 21:49 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
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Top comments

Sybarite_fml 5

Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.

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StormGirl142 24

I sincerely hope she mentioned it. I really, really hope she did.

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Comments

truegirl21 2

Your a jerk! You deserved this! Don't cheat!

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WLCD123 0

"And the douchebag of the year award goes to..."

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tjmarie04 9

So you cheated on your girlfriend you've been dating for a year with a waitress...? You suck.

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ThecomingofTan 9

You have some balls posting this shit online. Do you enjoy it when people tear you a new asshole over the Internet or something?

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KandiHybrid 6

Your girlfriend deserves someone so much better than trash like you.

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jessicao17 3

YOU DESERVED IT. I hope she shared with your gf your little experience.

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