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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 21:49 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
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Top comments

Sybarite_fml 5

Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.

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StormGirl142 24

I sincerely hope she mentioned it. I really, really hope she did.

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Comments

ohlensehlen 3

Yeah you deserve it, that's not how you should treat a girl.

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RadioOctopus 16

I really hope you weren't dating your girlfriend at the time. If you weren't fyl, if you were I pity your ignorance.

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TheFamilyElf 17

I hope that was awkward as hell, dumbass. YDI.

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allybooboo19 0

If you knew she was going to be there why did you go! Piece of stuiped shit

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Maxgolub 13

If you're calling someone stupid, don't misspell the word stupid, just a tip

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guitardude728 9

Hope you checked the food before you ate it...

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d3sigN8t3dDruNk 1

You had that coming! Guys like you make us all look bad. DAIF already

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heyred 11

This is a great FML because the waitress probably had someone jerk off in your food. But then again - YDI.

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yummcookie 0

You have a nice girl who you've been with for a year (or several) and you cheat on her... You're not worth the dirt on my shoe. YDI doesn't cut it, you deserve worse.

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mckibben 7

Its douche bags like you that make all guys seem like assholes. YDI. I hope she dumped you. You dont deserve a relatioship with anyone/anything.

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