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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 21:49 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 509
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Top comments

Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.

StormGirl142 24

I sincerely hope she mentioned it. I really, really hope she did.

Comments

reddudeover 2

Cheater always win, because they cheat. Don't quote me on that one in paraphrasing.

No, cheaters fail to learn, until they get caught cheating on the one that really matters. True for relationships and tests... In general, cheaters are weak douchebags because they can't be honest enough with the person to say 1) I'm not looking for a serious relationship, just screwing around, or 2) I'm not in love with you/ feeling the relationship anymore. Either way, just break up with the person or stay committed and faithful! It comes with less self inflicted drama! YDI OP!

Winning is earning something, cheating just makes it appear that you are winning. Take for example the lion that eats all the gazelles in his living area. No other gazelles will move in because, heck they keep getting eaten. That being said, if Op keeps cheating and sleeping with enough girls, word is going to get around that so and so slept with Op and his girlfriend will hear about it. So, 113, Op is just living on borrowed time before he sleeps with some anon chick who happens to be Op's GF's best friend. If he saw one of them at a restaraunt then he is sure to run into one somewhere else.

chelsinator 8

Wow! I hope your girlfriend caught on to awkward tension. I'd cut your balls off douchebag. This pisses me off reading this, I'm glad I've never had to deal with a guy like you.

Devin91 20

Were you with your gf when you had the one night stand?

musicluvr2000 11
ThecomingofTan 9

Yeah, I remember you. We played musical chairs naked with my Grandpa. By the way, he wants his Valtrex medication back.

I hope you are single now because that's what you should be!