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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 21:49 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
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Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.

StormGirl142 24

I sincerely hope she mentioned it. I really, really hope she did.

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Maybe if you weren't such a dick face, you wouldn't find yourself in such a compromising position. It's people like you who give men a bad rep. Grow the **** up.

acrilan 0

Shudnt of cheated but thats ******* halarious

I don't feel sorry for you. Since one sentence is probably not sufficient, I shall elaborate: Not only are you a cheater in a committed relationship, but you're also horribly self-centered. Your FML? No, this is your girlfriend's FML. As do others, I hope she found out what happened so you two can deal with it properly. Comparatively, having to look your one night stand partner in the eye is nothing.

ReaperUSMC11 5

It happens to the best of us dude, don't let it bring you down. But I will say if the one night stand involved you cheating on your girlfriend, retract what I just said.

I'm assuming you don't have an open relationship, then, OP, which is really only the case in which this would be alright. I'd suggest polyamory, but practitioners have multiple COMMITED relationships where everyone is consenting and acknowledges. If you're going to practice closed monogamy, do try to follow the rules. If that doesn't suit you, find a new partner and try a different type of relationship - don't lead a girl on. Everyone else is calling you horrible names, but I see this as simply a young man trying to figure his life out. Most people do this in high school, though. I'm assuming you're a bit old to still be "testing" relationships?

You know, I agree with the first half of your relationship advice. However, people do not have a right to "test" things out and use that as an excuse to cheat on someone. He needs to find someone who wants to be in an open relationship or just not date. He can **** all the chicks he wants to when he is single. He needs to apologize to this poor girl or dedicate himself to never cheat on her again.

If you want to live the single life, then stay single. Don't ruin love and relationships for your girlfriend.