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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 21:49 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
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Sybarite_fml 5

Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.

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StormGirl142 24

I sincerely hope she mentioned it. I really, really hope she did.

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Comments

SebastianG 2

Ooh... So I'm guessing it was the day you started dating and the day you broke up?

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psych10 4

That's happened to me too, quite awkward

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absolutegrrr 7

Well you're just as much of a dick as he is. Have a shit day.

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avoidthegirl 6

Hey moron, relationships aren't tests, so don't effing cheat on them. If you weren't happy with your GF, break up with her and tell her so. She deserves a hell of a lot better than your dumb, cheating ass.

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PoeSlayer 0

**** you. You're what's wrong with the world.

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ToriL95 5

Karma's a bitch, isn't it? You totally deserve it you cheating SOB

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HannahWho 8

Well, i hope she said something to your GF. You don't deserve someone to care for you. What you did is an asshole thing.

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