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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 21:49 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
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Sybarite_fml 5

Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.

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StormGirl142 24

I sincerely hope she mentioned it. I really, really hope she did.

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Comments

jayboo86 0

Lol I think we have all been there!!!

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Myo_fml 20

I don't know what was more delicious about that meal: the food or the karma. I bet that left a bad taste in your mouth for sure OP. That's what you get.

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kolleen_fml 3

dick, that's what you get for cheating on your girlfriend.

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sugaryspice 5

You're disgusting OP. I really hope your girlfriend knows the truth now and she was strong enough to dump your cheating ass, because that's what you deserve.

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hateevryone 14

that's karma for your ass. you don't deserve a girlfriend.

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KatieKupcake4195 9

(waitress comes to table) Waitress: Hey my name is [insert name here] and I'll be your server to.. day.. Wait.. Don't I know you? OP: *starts to sweat and stutter* W-well u-u-ummm... OP's Girlfriend: *slaps OP and punches waitress in the tit* That's how it happened in my mind :)

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GraceyGirl523 9

bastard. Totally YDI..

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Chrissiepoo 4

What a dirtbag. Why even bother with a "anniversary" dinner when you obviously don't give a damn about her?

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