Love: Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing...

By verbaltodomestic - 08/09/2013 19:31 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 01:23 - United States - South Salem

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

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By FFFFF- - 02/03/2011 17:12 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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By DHarman - 25/05/2010 23:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML

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By cheaterscheat - 29/07/2012 01:21 - United States - Saint James

Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML

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By H-B - 28/04/2009 08:53 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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stormstarcj 12

Monday 9 September 2013 3:03

Dumbass

amc597 28

Monday 9 September 2013 3:04

You deserve it, ass.

Comments

alluringtatas 7

Monday 9 September 2013 4:38

That's what you get for thinking of only yourself.

davincidasecond 24

Monday 9 September 2013 4:38

I don't sympathize with cheaters. If you weren't happy, you should have ended the relationship from there, not go behind her back. Though I don't agree with her hitting you, you had it coming.

NotoriousLES 14

Monday 9 September 2013 4:40

Im with you 100% there. He deserved it just for how he went about telling her. I would love to see what happens when he has to explain how he got his broken nose to the other woman! My guess, she kicks his teeth in.

pnutbutternjelly 15

Monday 9 September 2013 4:40

You really couldn't break up with her before starting your relationship with the next girl. It would still be ****** up and hurt, but at least ugh wouldn't be a cheater. YDI. Like anyone is actually going to feel bad for you.

cookie1207 19

Monday 9 September 2013 4:42

Cheater, lowlife and a dumbass!! Never cheat. No matter what!!! You deserve that and worse! You could have ended it before. I hope karma has its way with you!

martin8337 35

Monday 9 September 2013 4:43

I guess that she didn't want to put the try in triangle.

skatoolaki 24

Monday 9 September 2013 4:46

You deserved it and more. Not only for the cheating but for making her have to learn of it and deal with the initial shock and hurt in public. That's beyond selfish and sh*tty.

unixdude 9

Monday 9 September 2013 4:46

It's safe to say you made the right decision. However, next time hit back.

MSCCG 16

Monday 9 September 2013 4:46

Come on man. The correct course of action is obviously to hide it for as long as you can then leave the country without saying goodbye. Idiot.

Treveyon56 14

Monday 9 September 2013 4:47

I agree he deserves it, but not the part about being beaten up. Also I think even if they were in private she still would have physically assaulted him.