Love: Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing...

By verbaltodomestic - 08/09/2013 19:31 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 01:23 - United States - South Salem

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

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By FFFFF- - 02/03/2011 17:12 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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By DHarman - 25/05/2010 23:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML

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By cheaterscheat - 29/07/2012 01:21 - United States - Saint James

Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML

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By H-B - 28/04/2009 08:53 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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Monday 9 September 2013 3:03

Dumbass

amc597 28

Monday 9 September 2013 3:04

You deserve it, ass.

Comments

Ziggy122 15

Monday 9 September 2013 4:22

You know how else you could've avoided a dramatic scene? By not cheating on your girlfriend. Dumbshit.

Jovannie 3

Monday 9 September 2013 4:28

your a fuccin **** tard

worldclassrager 39

Monday 9 September 2013 4:28

Private place or just admit you are done with her...either way you probably would had the same result...

Sheh_fml 25

Monday 9 September 2013 4:28

I think you mean "today, I was acting as a complete arse and it somehow backfired"

aligater10 7

Monday 9 September 2013 4:30

How did you even think that would go well regardless

Puffy555 2

Monday 9 September 2013 4:30

You deserved it. You got off easy

Emillllllllllie 7

Monday 9 September 2013 4:31

You shouldn't have been seeing two people at once, smart one.

I_Hate_Society 5

Monday 9 September 2013 4:32

Are you honestly expecting sympathy? You're a cheating asshole who deserved far more than a broken nose.

skatoolaki 24

Monday 9 September 2013 4:50

And the fact that he selfishly did it in public just to try and avoid the (well-deserved) fallout, not thinking of how much harder it would be for her to hear this devastating news surrounded by strangers. That's so selfish, cold-hearted and self-serving as to be downright vile.

audmazing 11

Monday 9 September 2013 4:33

You deserved it. I would have done the same thing. That can destroys a person so much and you didn't even consider her feelings. There's no excuse for cheating except that you're not a real man. Stop being a dumbass and treat your woman right before you end up seriously hurt next time.