By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
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Kaination 0

Step 1.) Kick him in the balls. Step 2.) Repeat as necessary until desired results are shown. lul.

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jessica_x3 0

AHAHAHAH! That made me laugh so hard (x

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Matzaball300 0

its not a suggestion... too bad on him. leave! he sounds like a creep.

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afj67 0

your life sucks because clearly you have no backbone. tell him you are leaving and that it's not a discussion. get a restraining order if necessary.

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lifeloathesme 0

you have two options here rethink you wanting to break up with him beause he obviosly loves you,or slap him and say don't tell me no dumbass its over!

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FYLnotML 0

It's like launching missiles from a submarine. You both have to turn your key.

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xxstealthxx 0

just leave him, its not that hard. its not like hes gonna be "if I cant have her, *deep voice*, NOBODY CAN!!" and kill you, or would he?>..... ya, your stupid for just staying with him

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stevenstyle 2

lmao, ur bf got that idea from Seinfeld.

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containsnosoy 0

Lol ...and you think that means something?

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