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By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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By helplesslover - 04/10/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML

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Kaination 0

Friday 24 July 2009 9:58

Step 1.) Kick him in the balls. Step 2.) Repeat as necessary until desired results are shown. lul.

rmujerita 0

Friday 24 July 2009 9:58

just leave!

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aremmert 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:18

YDI for being such a pussy you think this is an FML. Just leave.

Shadowdra126 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:19

WTF....just leave...u don't need his permission

DirtyDiana_fml 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:19

who the **** moderated this and said yes? if you wanna break up its over gtfo.

HRaeH 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:33

Are you retarded? Honestly? If you don't want to be in a relationship with this dude, say, "I AM NO LONGER IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU. LEAVE ME THE F*CK ALONE." Then don't see him, answer his calls, talk to him...hell, get a restraining order if he tries. Morale of the story: you don't want to be there? He's got no control over it. Just LEAVE. He can't stop you without legal reprocussions in his general direction.

Kingsandman 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:36

XD

xChrista1xx 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:44

epic.

grungecat 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:50

This is obviously a joke. FYL

Sugar_lipsXo 0

Friday 24 July 2009 21:09

haha ok good luck with your relationship :)

amaneylandx3 0

Friday 24 July 2009 21:17

give him my number.

Aniland 2

Friday 24 July 2009 21:19

How did this FML get through moderation?

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