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By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

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By sociallyawkward - 19/05/2016 01:52 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By Ashley - 07/10/2013 06:11 - United States - Belmont

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2015 12:56 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML

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By JohnFarrell - 24/04/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 22:02

Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML

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By ShouldHaveDoneItMyself - 05/07/2016 17:04 - Sudan

Today, I didn't have the courage to tell the guy who likes me that I only thought of him as a friend, so I asked my best friend to do it for me. It turns out that her way of doing this is telling him to "Fuck off" and then punching him in the face. FML

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mserrato 8

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:33

Punch him back

purpleamandapand 6

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:34

So when you go in for a high five does he slap you in the face?

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GoW_Chick 14

Thursday 12 January 2012 23:08

In his defense, fist bumps can seem very threatening ... -.-

tmd4L 7

Thursday 12 January 2012 23:08

Is it the 90's in Hawaii?

sinking_fish 12

Thursday 12 January 2012 23:42

Nope, still 2012.

jonnygw 4

Thursday 12 January 2012 23:37

gah! i remember the days of the 'Broface'

cash_monkey72 9

Thursday 12 January 2012 23:38

That's happened to me

oneontheway 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 23:48

Lol! Fyl!

khaya 9

Thursday 12 January 2012 23:50

Where was the fist bump aimed?

brianfantana32 10

Thursday 12 January 2012 23:55

I once got a dislocated finger from a fist bump, not fun

takeitandrun 13

Friday 13 January 2012 0:11

I think you were doing it wrong. His fist should never have been able to reach your face because your fist should have been aimed at his and intercepted it.

aceofspace320 5

Friday 13 January 2012 0:16

How would he react to a handshake?

Pelreskovich 11

Friday 13 January 2012 0:18

You must be a threatening person..

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