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By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

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By sociallyawkward - 19/05/2016 01:52 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2015 12:56 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML

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By JohnFarrell - 24/04/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 22:02

Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML

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By ShouldHaveDoneItMyself - 05/07/2016 17:04 - Sudan

Today, I didn't have the courage to tell the guy who likes me that I only thought of him as a friend, so I asked my best friend to do it for me. It turns out that her way of doing this is telling him to "Fuck off" and then punching him in the face. FML

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mserrato 8

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:33

Punch him back

purpleamandapand 6

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:34

So when you go in for a high five does he slap you in the face?

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PYLrulz 17

Friday 13 January 2012 13:02

Unless you somehow cocked back, or you are like Bruce Lee, and able to knock out someone by placing your fist not too far from someone, then punching, FYL.

AmandaPoteet 0

Friday 13 January 2012 13:49

This made me laugh lol

kagan14 0

Friday 13 January 2012 15:19

You deserved to be punched in the face for trying to fist bump! No one does that shit anymore!

SanchoClaus25 6

Friday 13 January 2012 17:26

With friends like that who needs enemies?!?

ohpitsdanela 0

Friday 13 January 2012 22:36

Lolol. Whaddda guy.

wetqueefa 5

Saturday 14 January 2012 9:52

If he assumed you were going to punch him, how are you friends?

papa_raatsi 9

Sunday 7 May 2017 18:21

What planet is he from?

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