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By Patricia - 01/10/2011 23:30 - United States

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Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
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tateh22 1

Ouch, I would throw his food away and tell him to buy his own shit from now on!

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BeatlesObsessed 12

You should've taken over and saved him some work. ;)

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heyred 11

You'll never be as tight as his hand.

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SluggerJ 7

OP & #3 take a class on "How to to please your partner"

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gunner2590 0

Don't take it personal, sometimes we just enjoy the pleasure of our own "company". If this is an everyday thing then maybe you're doing something wrong. Talking about it could help

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robertlovespi 3

Maybe you should have been there when he felt like it! Haha jks.

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harbqll 0

Sounds like you need to drop 50 pounds, or more. If you weren't a disgusting pig, maybe he'd want to give it to you every once in a while.

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Jayz29 0

Time to find a new boyfriend. The definition of a wanker is him.

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