By Patricia - 01/10/2011 23:30 - United States

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Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
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tateh22 1

Ouch, I would throw his food away and tell him to buy his own shit from now on!

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BeatlesObsessed 12

You should've taken over and saved him some work. ;)

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ikickgingers 15

33 - legit threw up a little thinking about that

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NPN_Scorpio 16

Three strikes, then he whipped it out?

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fatalwish 6

When he said he wasnt in the mood he really meant he wasnt in the mood for you

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TwitchingNebula 17

Maybe he was just cleaning the pipes for when he got back. You know. To get the short nut out of the way.

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doogy15 11

I got to hand it to you. You guys have a real grip on the relationship. Lol =]

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TheCylonmaster 3

You might want to take notes. You could learn a lot from his hand.

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Jujubilee 1

He's just not that into you.

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perdix 29

It was for medical reasons.

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bigdaddi69 0

I have 1 word for you, GAY!!!! Any man that says he's not in the mood 3 times in the same day, well his head ain't right, lmao. If my girl had done that well we would have had sex 3 times........lol.

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patrickalamo 47

Like laundry, it was a small load so he was doing it by hand. Or it's not it is you...

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