By anon - 21/11/2012 19:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I tried to motivate my 9-year-old sister to clean her room. She said she'd only agree if she could kill me. Thinking she was just kidding around, and not a total psychopath, I said sure. She ran to her room shouting, "Yes! I'm gonna use the big knife!" She's still cleaning now. FML
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Attica 20

Probably shouldn't promise what you can't deliver, next time... If there IS a next time.

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perdix 29

If she were a "total" psychopath, she'd use a butter knife so your death would be slow and delicious. She is just, in technical terms, a meanie.

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pheebs314 17

A butter knife? Psh! That's too sharp... I would go for a spoon.

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TrailblazerSS 5

I would love to see a 9 year old attack someone with a butter knife or a spoon. I'd punt them like a football.

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BlowinChronic 18

88- Watch out, we've got a badass over here...

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SystemofaBlink41 27

88- I punt little children for breakfast...

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idgaf528 6

Have you never seen Pet Cemetery?! A little child no older than 4 goes around killing everyone!!! Given he is possessed... But still!!!!

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Tempest559 12

Sounds like it's kill or be killed over there, better beat her to it. Nine years is a long time to be around anyway.

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idgaf528 6

Beat her to it!! She can't kill you if you're already dead!!! ...oh..wait, nevermind that's probably not the best idea -_- -continue what you were doing

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viper8608 9

i would vacatew the hose for a night. kids have short memory spans.

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missmonkie 16

You obviously have never seen the investigation discovery channel. Children can kill.

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madgrinchhatter 12

I'm pretty sure she's still messing with you

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ryggsekk 8

l had the same convo with my sister when she was 11-9 Y/O, and after her empty threat, l told her l would ******* bash her skull open, scrape out her brains and shit in her skull. also one time when she was older she threatened me on knife-point. l took the knife out of her hand. snapped(acording to G-translate) her forehead, and told her if she ever threat me with a knife again, l would shoot her down with a revolvar(357) l don't take kindly to threats

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BloodandIce 11

Umm, that's disturbing. Maybe get some help for that girl? And hide while you're at it.

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