By anon - 21/11/2012 19:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I tried to motivate my 9-year-old sister to clean her room. She said she'd only agree if she could kill me. Thinking she was just kidding around, and not a total psychopath, I said sure. She ran to her room shouting, "Yes! I'm gonna use the big knife!" She's still cleaning now. FML
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Attica 20

Probably shouldn't promise what you can't deliver, next time... If there IS a next time.

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Attica 20

Hide all the sharp, pointy objects, and don't eat any food or drinks she handles. There's Draino in that orange juice!

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LolPieRofl 11

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KiddNYC1O 20

That didn't land. Better engage auto-pilot.

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thenamestaco171 2

"She's still cleaning now." Please re-read the FML.

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CharresBarkrey 15

I think 20 means "dead man walking."

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thenamestaco171 2

138-doesn't change much.

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Link5794 18

Yes, it does. The expression refers to a person who is going to be killed soon.

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thenamestaco171 2

159-oooooooooohhh that makes more sense. Thanks! ^_^

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MindFreakazoid 10

Lucius. Lucius the girl.

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FlyingPie 17

It sounds like she's pretty sharp. You should try to get a handle on her though.

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pheebs314 17

You should never make a deal you aren't prepared to keep... But seriously, that's messed up.

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