By anon - 21/11/2012 19:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I tried to motivate my 9-year-old sister to clean her room. She said she'd only agree if she could kill me. Thinking she was just kidding around, and not a total psychopath, I said sure. She ran to her room shouting, "Yes! I'm gonna use the big knife!" She's still cleaning now. FML
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Attica 20

Probably shouldn't promise what you can't deliver, next time... If there IS a next time.

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rattusrattus 18

Eh. I was like that when I was that age. Nothing to worry about. I mean, I do have some mental problems, but they're of the 'nervous breakdown' type rather than the 'kill people slowly and horribly' type. :D

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MeLikeBigBoom 8

Quickly! Time is running out! Make a break for Mexico!

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CharresBarkrey 15

... Make a break for France!

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lilhellian 26

38 I only need to tell you one example, it is "The Titanic."

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m0rr1s 3

Roflmao that's the funniest thing I've heard all day.

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tsent8 15

That's not fair give her a challenge when she gets back tell her you get 10 seconds to hide when she opens her eyes the battle begins!

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film_addict1129 16

I don't ussually swear but…what the actual ****?!

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ICastillo 24

You got the female version of Jack the Ripper in the making right there. She sounds like she is really going to enjoy it too.

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jm12120 3

Option 1:hide the sharp objects. Option 2:dig a hole and bury her in it. Option 3:call 911 and they'll take her to one of those sicko people rooms or get her help

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