Kids: Today, I tried to motivate my 9-year-old sister to clean her...

By anon - 21/11/2012 19:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I tried to motivate my 9-year-old sister to clean her room. She said she'd only agree if she could kill me. Thinking she was just kidding around, and not a total psychopath, I said sure. She ran to her room shouting, "Yes! I'm gonna use the big knife!" She's still cleaning now. FML

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Today, I realized why my sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML

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By M.SHUKRI - 29/03/2015 12:54 - United States - Round Lake

Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML

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By tsakashvili - 26/05/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 19:43 - United States - Nutley

Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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bellakaykid 6

Wednesday 21 November 2012 23:45

******* hide. Like now. O_O

Attica 20

Wednesday 21 November 2012 23:45

Probably shouldn't promise what you can't deliver, next time... If there IS a next time.

Comments

unknown_user5566 26

Thursday 22 November 2012 1:17

57- Movies based on real life events are obviously the exception.

Snowcones 14

Thursday 22 November 2012 1:17

They told me to motivate her to clean the room,they said. It would be fun, they said.

Cainicide 5

Thursday 22 November 2012 1:28

Actually, there are several cases in which a young child (a young girl, even) commits murder. Mary Bell, 11 years old. Run, OP, run.

ilovecandie 0

Thursday 22 November 2012 1:28

Sleepover a friends house tell your parents, do something cause that kid is to Bigtojokeaboutthat

mb2_native 15

Thursday 22 November 2012 1:32

You would be surprised. I seen on the news before about an 8 year old boy, who grabbed his fathers rifle/shotgun and shot his pregnant step-mom because he didn't like her.. So I'm pretty sure a kid may be capable of doing so.

jgriff79 23

Thursday 22 November 2012 1:38

Kids say the damnedest thing!

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Thursday 22 November 2012 1:42

At least her room will be clean.

A7XCamaro 19

Thursday 22 November 2012 1:52

I actually wouldn't be suprised if a little kid was more likely to kill you, most aren't going to have a full sense of right and wrong. Plus they might look at it like the video games, if I kill you now you'll be back in a few minutes.