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By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

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By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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By TJ. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India

Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML

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By Amy - 10/05/2012 19:14 - Canada - Prince George

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

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By nosleep - 05/02/2011 00:05 - Australia

Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML

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By Harry - 29/11/2009 22:53 - United States

Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad, so we went to the edge of a cliff to relieve ourselves. He peed and it came and hit me in the face. He did it on purpose, so I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML

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By marz88 - 24/10/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML

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By JohnFarrell - 24/04/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2014 21:37 - Sweden - Ume

Today, I tried to pull the old "bucket of water above the door" prank on my brother, but the bucket didn't fall when he opened the door. He noticed it, took it down, then pinned me to the floor and waterboarded me with the ice-cold water. FML

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By RomanceFail - 02/04/2015 12:51 - United States - Crestwood

Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2014 15:49 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML

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DearCricket 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:10

Instant Karma :)

dragonaair 5

Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:07

You deserve it, asshole.

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IWABO2_ 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 23:05

Prank gone wrong

Lacrosse00 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 0:04

That's awesome! You had this coming.

fishcanfly13 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 0:50

i finally almost just got over my ex taht i was/am so in lov with... and now have a crush on this one guy,... only to find out that he has a gf... FML.

BonJovi821 3

Thursday 14 October 2010 1:08

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about the YDI level of this story? IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND! *crushes with hand* WHAT, 9000?!

no_words 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 1:54

ha!! your such a dumbass...

no_words 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 1:56

you're* damn anti-flood

sherley16 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 3:20

lmfao YDI

maybex3 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 4:11

agree :D

underfailer 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 4:32

Are we being honest here? Nobody's ever tried that? The guy overreacted by a mile, plotting a silent revenge of equal magnitude would have been ok. Who just punches people in the face for a harmless prank? Douches

goldenone 2

Thursday 14 October 2010 7:41

it's warm water not lukewarm

Cinn_fml 22

Thursday 14 October 2010 9:46

Underfailer - I read it as the guy punched the OP as he woke up because he realised someone was messing with him whilst he was asleep, the realised it was a silly prank. Not that he woke up, realised exactly what was happening, and then decided to punch the OP anyway. However, you bring a valid point of which way around it happened.