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Huh my first moderation of one of my comments. . I didn't even say anything like "fake" or something shocking or spam but whatever I guess. OP please satisfy your need to see people peeing themselves in other ways. I hear that there's a sublevel (literally and figuratively) of pornography just for that.
Yeah probably. This is what I put: "You're on the wrong website, dummy. This is FMYLIFE, not FAILBLOG." I was speaking to OP, not everybody in general. They must have taken this comment to mean "everybody get on Failblog." I meant to imply that OP shouldn't be considering his day messed up, and that he failed. Hard. Mods, don't edit this comment. I was just quoting my other comment to explain it and keep people from overflowing my inbox asking why I got modded (I got a message like 5 seconds after getting modded asking me what I did. Plus as I already explained, I wasn't advertising stuff.
Guess I can't even try to redeem myself. Well I give up. The hell with this. :( :(.
I'm pretty sure that pornography is German... Oh my god I feel like a MAJOR pervert right now >.<
Don't feel too surprised. Sometimes they moderate comments that break none of the rules. Probably just for fun.
I'm with you on this one blue.
I'd do it again then when he wakes up punch him in the face
lol
LOL
OP is obviously a douchebag becauseif someones sleeping late at night u don't need to **** with him so therefore **** you OP,and you deserve it. (:
If it was me I would've thrown you down the stairs, douchebag.
Tueshay, I would of thrown him down the stairs..... then take his wallet, then kick him in the balls and leave. (:
Why, why do people think it's cool and/or funny to take advantage of others sleeping? Well, ok, by that I mean doing something that they can't live down, such as what you did OP, and permanent marker... Attempting to balance things on them, or stuff that won't have a long-last effect is ok. Anyway, back on subject, you deserved this OP, how can you not think you do? You tried to embarrass him, so he took steps to make sure you didn't.
Agreed, those jokes are old,childish,and once again, OP you deserve it. (:
cinn, I hope someone messes with u real bad one day! just cuz it would be funny
Hehe, Cinn ur gonna get pranked to then your gonna fml, then I will eat victory (:
That's because you're both immature, KomodoDragon and IReadAlotOfFmls. Please go away.
Seems like you know your stuff when it comes to embarassing people?
#32.- It's what guys do. If they're friends, they'll go to all levels to humiliate each other. My guy friends do anyway. You'll get over it one day.
I was questioning why, not whether it happens, I just don't understand it. I mean it's fun to play Buckaroo with a sleeping person, but that doesn't involve anything horrible like wetting the bed or permanent marker on their forehead. It's the latter examples I don't understand the fun in doing.
lmao. I would pay to see that!
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You deserve it, asshole.