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By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

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DearCricket 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:10

Instant Karma :)

dragonaair 5

Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:07

You deserve it, asshole.

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Peacewind 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:17

Mythbusters already busted that putting someones hand into warm water will make them pee themselves. YDI for not listening to the Gods of Science Adam and Jamie! *smite!*

IReadAlotOfFmls 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:21

Actually Cinn, I am very mature it just happens to be 1:30 AM and I'm bored out of my mind so excuse my post if it happens to offened you - Ethan.

Cinn_fml 22

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:24

That is fair enough. I'm just used to people saying things like that in a hater way. I do apologise for assuming you were too. God those trolls have affected me more than I realised.