Kids: Today, I tried to rid my son of his pacifier. He still uses it...

By Anonymous - 17/12/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I tried to rid my son of his pacifier. He still uses it to sleep. My son is 20 years old. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2020 14:02 - Hungary - Sopron

Today, it was my brother's wedding so my mother-in-law was taking care of my 8-month-old son. When I came back to our room to check how things were going, I saw her "breastfeeding" my child. She said it was the only way to calm him down because he didn't have a pacifier. FML

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By Angela17 - 24/10/2018 05:00

Today, it's 3:42 a.m. and my son is crying because I won't let him play with his dirty diaper. FML

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By I don't know, son - 16/11/2013 01:53 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was lying beside my 5-year-old son to help him get to sleep. He turned his head and asked, "Daddy, why do you suck so much?" FML

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By DENTALITY - 23/05/2015 11:06 - Norway

Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

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By independant - 08/11/2018 08:30 - United States - Corvallis

Today, my son turned 18. He now calls me by my first name instead of "dad" and refuses to stop. FML

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By Fffhjno - 28/09/2016 18:15 - United States - Providence

Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2010 16:43 - United States

Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML

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By dani0810 - 22/01/2013 11:39 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML

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By possiblyoverweight - 08/11/2011 14:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2014 19:47 - Australia - Werribee

Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML

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Thursday 17 December 2009 9:21

You failed as a parent...

startafire 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 9:25

There are worse things for your son to be sucking on before he sleeps.

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twaumat 28

Monday 16 January 2012 12:32

....is this a joke?

coolgirl44 3

Sunday 22 January 2012 0:22

Um ya I think he has a problem

letitsnow_fml 5

Tuesday 31 January 2012 1:55

Ok..... Uh couldn't I have done that I don't know 18 years ago or from today 21 years ago

writergirl23 19

Friday 17 February 2012 21:24

Fyl for not training it out of him sooner.

husky22 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 1:40

sounds like u shouldve tried to rid him of it a little earlier

Cathrin 26

Monday 2 April 2012 15:55

YDI for not ridding him of it while he was still a toddler at the latest.

EdenLis 14

Wednesday 11 April 2012 6:12

Sounds fake.

Mischief109 11

Saturday 14 April 2012 6:54

Ydi for not kicking that habit early

mk58 31

Sunday 22 April 2012 8:20

What the **** does he still need a pacifier for?!

Playboy420 0

Thursday 26 April 2012 13:34

Totally your fault. Dont complain now.

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