Kids: Today, I tried to rid my son of his pacifier. He still uses it...

By Anonymous - 17/12/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I tried to rid my son of his pacifier. He still uses it to sleep. My son is 20 years old. FML

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Today, I was lying beside my 5-year-old son to help him get to sleep. He turned his head and asked, "Daddy, why do you suck so much?" FML

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Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

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By independant - 08/11/2018 08:30 - United States - Corvallis

Today, my son turned 18. He now calls me by my first name instead of "dad" and refuses to stop. FML

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By Fffhjno - 28/09/2016 18:15 - United States - Providence

Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2010 16:43 - United States

Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML

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By dani0810 - 22/01/2013 11:39 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML

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By possiblyoverweight - 08/11/2011 14:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2014 19:47 - Australia - Werribee

Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML

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Thursday 17 December 2009 9:21

You failed as a parent...

startafire 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 9:25

There are worse things for your son to be sucking on before he sleeps.

Comments

UsernameInCanada 7

Saturday 28 July 2012 15:45

When I was 3 my parents threw mine out. That's a difference between your son and I. Also that I have a job interview and date today, two things he will never have. Horrible parenting ma'am.

ILoveZombieBoys 13

Friday 3 August 2012 9:28

DAFUQ

cece_miless 8

Sunday 19 August 2012 4:47

Someone has great parenting skills

yessirre 4

Tuesday 11 December 2012 1:11

Wooow somebodys gonna die a virgin

rachilio 26

Sunday 3 March 2013 0:43

And you just tried to stop from using it now? And now when he was 3? Even 3 is a bit late. I mean it's ok if it's like "oh well he does it once in a while" and not "every night since he was born"