Kids: Today, I tried to rid my son of his pacifier. He still uses it...

By Anonymous - 17/12/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I tried to rid my son of his pacifier. He still uses it to sleep. My son is 20 years old. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2020 14:02 - Hungary - Sopron

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Today, it's 3:42 a.m. and my son is crying because I won't let him play with his dirty diaper. FML

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By I don't know, son - 16/11/2013 01:53 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was lying beside my 5-year-old son to help him get to sleep. He turned his head and asked, "Daddy, why do you suck so much?" FML

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By DENTALITY - 23/05/2015 11:06 - Norway

Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

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By independant - 08/11/2018 08:30 - United States - Corvallis

Today, my son turned 18. He now calls me by my first name instead of "dad" and refuses to stop. FML

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By Fffhjno - 28/09/2016 18:15 - United States - Providence

Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2010 16:43 - United States

Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML

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By dani0810 - 22/01/2013 11:39 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML

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By possiblyoverweight - 08/11/2011 14:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2014 19:47 - Australia - Werribee

Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML

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Thursday 17 December 2009 9:21

You failed as a parent...

startafire 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 9:25

There are worse things for your son to be sucking on before he sleeps.

Comments

Jeffeype 4

Sunday 25 January 2015 1:01

Maggie simpsons

i_lik_tomaters 21

Thursday 12 February 2015 6:26

That is just sad.

orphan_cripler 6

Sunday 26 April 2015 3:28

I call bs

cluch3 22

Sunday 3 May 2015 15:20

Stop saying he's never gonna liad. Just because he uses a pacifier doesn't mean that he is not good with the ladies. I'm pretty sure that most of the people saying he won't get laid are guys. (Who probably have never gotten laid or gotten laid a bunch of times and have like 3 kids they don't know about)