By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 21:46 - United States

Today, I turned 18. My parents remembered that I loved German chocolate cake, so I awoke to a hot, fudge-filled chocolate cake with a slice cut out just for me. I've been lactose-intolerant for 8 years. As I cried, my mom handed me tissues, while eating the "Happy" part of my cake. FML
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chippa 24

OP discovered a cake that they fell madly in love with 8 or more years ago. 8 years ago, they could no longer have this cake or anything else containing dairy products. Today is their 18th birthday. Their family made OP the previously mentioned cake that OP has not been able to eat for 8 years and still cannot eat. OP cried because they can't eat this delicious birthday cake and evidently, their family doesn't know her very well. OP's mom ate a piece of the cake which had a smiley face or something on it. Do you get it now? It's not that hard to understand...

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chippa 24

Dude, who cares about the aftermath, eat it anyway.

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gIenCOCO 0

Crying over a cake? You're 18, deal with it!

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Mclovin_95 0

i didnt get it?all i kno is that ur an 18 year old pussy!lmao

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RickyPC33 0

Get some lactose pills and eat the cake dumb ass.

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SOILEDIT 51

I don't get why she was crying. I would like it if they even remembered.

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bboyfocus831 0

made no fxkn sense sorry mayn but made noooo sense at all

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Fluffeh 5

Just eat it, deal with the stomach problems later, and enjoy your goddamn birthday. Overreaction much?

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TwoStrikeBadAss 0

So why were you crying?! why did this get moderated?!

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litreofcola 0

well you can't have your cake and eat it too. You have bigger things to deal with. Go register to vote and buy some cigarettes and Porno... no dairy in that!

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