By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 21:46 - United States

Today, I turned 18. My parents remembered that I loved German chocolate cake, so I awoke to a hot, fudge-filled chocolate cake with a slice cut out just for me. I've been lactose-intolerant for 8 years. As I cried, my mom handed me tissues, while eating the "Happy" part of my cake. FML
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chippa 24

OP discovered a cake that they fell madly in love with 8 or more years ago. 8 years ago, they could no longer have this cake or anything else containing dairy products. Today is their 18th birthday. Their family made OP the previously mentioned cake that OP has not been able to eat for 8 years and still cannot eat. OP cried because they can't eat this delicious birthday cake and evidently, their family doesn't know her very well. OP's mom ate a piece of the cake which had a smiley face or something on it. Do you get it now? It's not that hard to understand...

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chippa 24

Dude, who cares about the aftermath, eat it anyway.

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guitar0501 0

Wait, what the **** are you talking about?

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luciaaaaaaaaaaaa 5

happy birthday thou yeah! it's still your 18th (mine tooo!)

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yummycupcakegirl 0

yumm cake:) Srry 4 u tho:(!

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yipyip_fml 0

I'm not sure why some of you don't understand the FML. OP likes chocolate cake but is lactose intolerant. Despite knowing their child is lactose intolerant, OP's folks still made chocolate cake. Which is a bit inconsiderate really - especially when it's a birthday cake. I feel for you OP. I wouldn't take it to the level of crying but it still sucks.

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Mikababyyyy 0

you guys are ******* stupid she "loved" German chocolate cake until she found out she was lactose-intolerant 8 years ago ******* dumb shit REREAD the damn story before you gonna start commenting cause you guys made your self ******* stupid dumb shit people

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chokeabitch 0

you're dumb and your eyes are spaced too far apart.

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summarr 0

you cried because of it? so your parents forgot i guess id be a little upset, but to cry? hmmpf i think thats a little overboard

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justhereforlaugh 6

I'm sorry, but there are a lot worse FML moments out there. i feel your pain, but you're a tough cookie, tough it out.

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musicman226 0

Stop being a bitch they made you a ake you love and you should appriciate that...u ingrateful bastard

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trajakdan 0

oh eat the cake and then sit on the toilet...its not that serious...-_-

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