Money: Today, I turned 23. I had asked my mom for some things to decorate...

By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I turned 23. I had asked my mom for some things to decorate my new place. As I opened the box to reveal my gift, a mirror was inside. I liked the mirror. I did not like the note attached that said "Look inside the mirror to see who is now 100% financially responsible for themselves." FML

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By scarletdurose88 - 19/04/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, is my 21st birthday. I get home after my night out and walk into the garage to see a 2002 Red Corvette convertible. I run up to the car thinking its a gift and there's a note: "Dani this is not your birthday present. Quit drooling on my car. -Dad" Thanks Dad. FML

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By cammy123 - 08/05/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I went to Target. I was on my way to the bathroom when I find a huge mirror. No one was around so I started to see how my butt looked in my jeans, checked up my nose and fixed my bra. An older woman then walks out of a door next to the mirror and explains that it's a two-way mirror. FML

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Today, I walk out of my apartment to find that my car is decorated with explicit drawings and "Happy 21st birthday" stuff written all over it. To top it off, my vehicle is completely wrapped in plastic wrap. I'm 22 and my birthday is in December. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2021 13:01 - United States - Floral Park

Today, my mother flipped out that I spent $20 on a gift for myself for my birthday. Instead of getting a gift for me, she spent $300 on a new vacuum cleaner, and claims that we didn't have enough left in our budget to spend on me. FML

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By NoorFML - 19/10/2012 14:37 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, my mom was feeling down, so I decided to buy her a gift. Knowing she likes lighthouses, I bought her a tiny one that plugs in and lights up. I brought it home, plugged it in, and when she saw me with it, she said, "Wipe that smirk off your face and get that junk out of here." FML

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VintageGuitarist 0

Friday 10 July 2009 12:29

I don't mean to be rude, but if you're 23, you should be financially responsible for yourself. YDI.

Drakon_fml 7

Friday 10 July 2009 12:31

Give it back to her when she needs a loan.

Comments

DammitMe 0

Friday 10 July 2009 19:20

LMAO thats what happens when you grow up. I love the way your mom thinks

SomeGuy1234 0

Friday 10 July 2009 19:20

Hm... why is this here? Welcome to life?

adamdrinkslots 0

Friday 10 July 2009 19:23

Daughter, I just want to tell you, its about time for you to ******* grow up and take care of yourself. Face! (ijustwanttotellyou.com)

midwestjerk 0

Friday 10 July 2009 19:40

Did you punch the ***** in the throat?

beerab 0

Friday 10 July 2009 19:46

If you want to play "big people" you got to learn to buy your own shit. My sister moved out and takes care of her own bills.

Morokea 0

Friday 10 July 2009 19:56

I think part of the FML was that this happened on OP's BIRTHDAY, which is harsh. And for people saying it should have happened when he was 18, not everyone's situation is the same. Most 18 year olds NOW, considering the economy, do not have the means to be financially independent.

kukopia 0

Friday 10 July 2009 20:06

I'm betting that mom gave lots of hints that the OP just didn't get. Now it's clearly communicated. And real grown ups don't ask for things for their B-day.

summersong89 0

Friday 10 July 2009 20:27

mirror, mirror on the wall... who's the most fiscally responsible of them all?

City_at_war 0

Friday 10 July 2009 20:33

#82, you have a sad life. But you seriously don't need to post it all over the FMLs for people to feel sorry for you. This isn't "MLIMF" (My life is more ******)