By jobless - 20/01/2009 16:52 - France

Today, I've been dating a girl for a year and she's only touched my penis twice. Once by accident. FML
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infantrygirl 0

Oh, shut up. If you can't stand to be with a girl who has morals, you don't deserve her.

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popcorn_fml 0

it may be hard for some of you to believe but you CAN have a relationship without sex.

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24788 6

Find someone that's into the same things as you.

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amandaMALICE 0

wow. thats like, wow. I agree with the people who say that's craziness. nd ima chick.

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LutherTE 0

Maybe she's waiting for marriage. Quit being selfish.

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dramaqueen0704 0

No it's not it's smart sex just complicates things for everyone

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TheKitsune 0

If you're so miserable with a girl who won't touch you - you should have dumped her a long time ago. If you're happy with her, then shut the hell up with your complaining and respect her wishes.

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kayleighcontrol 7

@ #41 -- that is NOT selfish. Sure, she might want to have sex after marriage, fair play to her. You don't have to abstain from touching aswell. I think she's the one being unreasonable, and I am female. You're headed for the bins mate XD

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LchTessMnstr 3

Love #8, #10, #18, and #24. If you don't think enough of her to respect her wishes, then you don't deserve her. Oh, poor baby, you're not getting any. Go cry to your mama, and maybe she'll find a nice ***** for ya.

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gkings18 1

a ***** for having sex with her bf? lemme guess, American and christian?

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melicakes 0

Well, if you think its so bad that its been a year and you havent, why dont you just talk to her about it? Maybe she just wants to wait, and she isnt ready? at least talk to her or something. Dont put it on here.

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pianogirl340 0

Wow really... you find that an fml? Go find a slutty girlfriend if that's what you want loser

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bigraws23 0

Big deal. I went out with a girl for over sa year, she broke up with me because I wanted to kiss her

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epicFAIL_Sometim 0

So, basically... you're a sex-crazed bastard who only likes her for her tightness? I think that sums this up nicely. Now would you please get over yourself?

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