Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll...

By brebre101 - 31/07/2011 09:05 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

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By calliefml - 26/04/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

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You deserved it 6 164

By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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You deserved it 334

By Anonymous - 20/05/2019 00:30

Today, I walked in on my little brother dressing up like Billie Eilish, his new favorite singer. He tore up some of my favorite clothes to make the outfits. FML

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You deserved it 155

By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 18:54 - United States - Goldendale

Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML

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You deserved it 1 946

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By JGarz - 10/10/2015 07:21 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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You deserved it 2 727

By lexigan4 - 29/10/2014 19:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML

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You deserved it 3 742

By burnmyeyes - 19/04/2014 21:26 - United States - Richmond

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

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You deserved it 5 332

By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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You deserved it 2 121

By kingwalrus - 12/06/2010 18:55 - United Kingdom

Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML

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You deserved it 8 042

ktpl44 3

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:11

Awkward...

Absurd101 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:19

Her brother, not sister stupid

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KennKenn 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:26

Just a few more hair strands, then it's complete.

Uncle_Ben96 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:28

how was it?

justanotherbird 19

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:40

Siblings fight and argue with each other all the time. Doing something vengeful, petty, and silly happens. EDIT: Comment glitch! Meant for #40.

talktomandybaby 8

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:33

ohmyGawd

talktomandybaby 8

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:33

ohmyGawd

MyPencils 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:33

watch out for those kind of things!

tacovender 7

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:35

You got lucky. If it was hair or something it might have worked!

hunterisblack 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:42

so?

Sweet_Testicles 7

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:43

Do the same to him!

maskedman 9

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:43

take the doll away from you brother. he won't be able to practice voodoo on it anymore and you'll finally get to play with yourself without anyone judging you as a pervert.

greg84_fml 21

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:45

My hero...

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Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

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Today it's my twin brother's and my birthday, and like every year people wish him a happy birthday instead of me. FML

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Today, I took my friend to the E.R. for an eye infection. While waiting, I proclaimed, "Why, Jesus?!" jokingly. Well, the gigantic biker sitting next to me, who had found religion in prison and is a born again Christian, was not pleased. He spent the next four hours trying to convert me. FML

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Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when a guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached into his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML

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Today, a guy from my school came into my work. I know him but I'd forgotten his name. I didn't want to be rude and ask for his name when he probably expected me to know it, so, thinking I was clever, I said, "How do you spell your name again?" His name is Rob. FML

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Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend not sleeping next to me. I go to my car and found a plethora of printed screenshots of me commenting things like, “So hot babe”, “Beautiful! I’d tap that” and other compliments on my female friends’ pictures on Facebook. My girlfriend’s not picking up her phone. FML

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Same thing different taste

Classy.

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