Kids: Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her...

By So little trust. - 12/07/2013 23:18 - Canada - Coaldale

Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2018 12:00 - United States - Bellevue

Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2014 17:52 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my daughter came home in tears, completely distraught. It took half an hour to convince her to tell me what was wrong. What horrific thing happened to her? One of her friends wore the same outfit as her to the movies, and apparently that's a betrayal of their friendship. FML

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By team hit bella with a car - 20/10/2014 02:20 - United States - Odenton

Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2014 21:57 - Bahrain - Manama

Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2012 19:30 - United States - Long Beach

Today, feeling very distant from my daughter recently, I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly, and alerted everyone in the house to my actions. FML

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By parenting sucks - 01/07/2011 17:42 - United States

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

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By anonymous - 04/04/2013 22:52 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 01:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into a huge fight with her mom over the phone. After the fight, she looked ready to cry so I went over to comfort her. She went straight past me, and started confiding in her creepy, extremely expensive dolls instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 05:07 - New Zealand

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML

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By orangechicken - 16/04/2012 22:00 - United States - New Hudson

Today, I found out that my daughter has been watching Supernatural and The X-Files so she'll fit in better at school. I'm not even angry that she's suddenly a brain-dead conformist, it's just that she now has nightmares all the time and insists on sleeping in my bed. She's a kicker. FML

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Saturday 13 July 2013 4:59

Teenage fads... Not your fault. A good laugh for her future self, you know?

tjv3 10

Saturday 13 July 2013 6:30

Well you started going wrong when you allowed a cardboard cut out of Edward Cullen into your house

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Iceman225 11

Saturday 13 July 2013 5:28

Exactly what I was going to say.

BlissfulLiss 18

Saturday 13 July 2013 5:37

It's not you, it's society. No matter how well you parent your child there will always be the allure of social conformity. That's what's in so that's what she likes, she'll get over it...hopefully.

Pwn17 25

Saturday 13 July 2013 5:41

She may need a cullenoscopy.

twinkiefeets 17

Saturday 13 July 2013 5:51

Maybe it was Edward related and way too stupid to say to a real person.

cottoncandymango 17

Saturday 13 July 2013 5:52

It's okay. We all have fallen in love with a fictional character. She's just in the Twilight zone.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 13 July 2013 7:30

"Help I'm stepping into the twilight zone Place is a madhouse feels like being cloned"

NoMore_CoolNames 14

Saturday 13 July 2013 6:09

Atleast she chose a good actor OP.

Confruzzled 10

Saturday 13 July 2013 6:20

When you bought and/or let her keep an Edward Cullen cutout.

LennyComa 39

Saturday 13 July 2013 6:41

I hope your Daughter is under the age of 12...otherwise tell her to grow the **** up.

mr_sarcastic416 29

Saturday 13 July 2013 6:45

what's wrong is, she wishes the cut out were real..... before you walked in she said "why couldn't you be real Edward, so that I could have you here with me"