By So little trust. - 12/07/2013 23:18 - Canada - Coaldale

Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML
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Eliseopwns 22

Teenage fads... Not your fault. A good laugh for her future self, you know?

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tjv3 10

Well you started going wrong when you allowed a cardboard cut out of Edward Cullen into your house

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nikolkaw 9

You skin doesn't sparkle in the sunlight duh. You're not incredibly fast and strong... Sheesh.

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OnlyTheDarkest 17

And, "incredibly cute" according to my younger sister.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Stories like these are what make all Twilight fans look bad. I'm a major Twilight fan but am I a "Twitard?" No, because I'm not obsessed with the series to the point of wishing the fictional characters were real and trying to become one of them. But anyway, I guarantee your daughter was talking to the cardboard cutout pretending he was real, and that's why she won't talk to you about it. Tell her to stop doing that because it's making the rest of us look bad.

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acerredrum 23

Honestly being a Twilight fan is bad enough imho. I've read the entire series and it was terrible. A perfect example of an abusive relationship written very poorly. The first movie, (The only one I could force myself to watch.) had almost zero acting in it and followed the book closely enough to be terrible. Stephanie Meyer cannot describe anything with out using an adjective and writes worse than internet fanfiction I've read.

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GhostChickens 17

I don't like the books or the movies either but if people want to like them, go ahead. It's just fluff, there for entertainment. As long as people don't think that's how all their relationships should be or get too emotional about it all, it's fine by me. Also, I don't know about Kristen Stewart because I haven't seen her in much, but Nikki Reed and Robert Pattinson are actually fairly good actors when working with better scripts. You can't really blame them for being bad in Twilight when the source material they were working from was pretty crappy.

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acerredrum 23

It isn't even the material, an actor can make any material half way decent through compelling acting. The main issue is the director that, from what I understand directs bland pathetic shit all the time.

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wraithfodder 8

Letting her have the cut-out in the first place!

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saffy66 34

Creepy fictional stalker will never tell her secrets, or criticise her. That's part of the appeal I imagine.

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laden_swallow09 34

So can a puppy. At least they can hug back and kiss you out of a funk.

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Ketsu_fml 2

Hey, it'll eventually pass. Just a phase. :P

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ywolfgl 21

There is nothing wrong with watching anything. What happens after is key

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Thomas6792 7

the having a kid part

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acerredrum 23

Meh, I still own the stuffed animal I grew up with and cry into it when I've had a truly terrible day. It is kind of the same thing except one is a constipated fairy and the other is a stuffed animal. I figure the only thing unhealthy about her daughter is her taste.

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