By So little trust. - 12/07/2013 23:18 - Canada - Coaldale

Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML
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Eliseopwns 22

Teenage fads... Not your fault. A good laugh for her future self, you know?

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tjv3 10

Well you started going wrong when you allowed a cardboard cut out of Edward Cullen into your house

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happyhead123 16

You went wrong when you got her a full sized Edward Cullen cutout.

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Grayness_ 26

Maybe is just a phase she's facing right now. She'll laugh about it when she gets older. We all do

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Mossears133 15

Don't take it too personally. As a teenager myself, I can say that I would honestly confide in a hobo on the street before I confided in my parents about something personal. It may just be that "they don't get it" thing, but a lot of the times (at least in my experience) it's true. Parents just can't relate to some things. I have nothing positve to say about the Edward Cullen thing though...... (O_O)

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yourmurderscenex 13

well, speaking as an adult and a parent I would much rather have my kids come to me and not to a cut out or a hobo. I always go to my mom even with the off chance she won't understand. kids need to understand that majority of the time they are trying. just give them the chance.

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EpicSquishii 21

"Oh Edward, why can't you bite Jennifer for calling me hairy during Gym class? And Mrs. Parker for giving me a D in math? And Sparky for peeing all over my new shoes? I thought you loved me! I'm sorry for yelling. You know I could never be mad at you... I just get so lonely sometimes... Do you ever get lonely? *Stares into chronically constipated face*

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theaaxis 27

Twihard sickness: Second only to Beiber Fever...

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Pstraka6 20

She's young, let her have moment with her cutout

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XxcaitanatorXx 12

well if u did the best u can then its just on them

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DKjazz 20

She owns a cardboard cut-out, and she cries clutching it. Surely this is not healthy?

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Confused77 3

By letting her watch Twilight..

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rokolodo 10

Just dont get discouraged. Keep talking to her. She'll come around someday and be grateful that u never gave up on her.

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