By InAnAwkwardSituation - 25/08/2011 05:26 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my new college roommate holding his cock. He said "Hi I'm Jeffrey, and this is Jeffrey junior" while directing attention towards his penis. It's going to be a long semester. FML
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NOWAYJOSE 14

Well, make friends with both of them!

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dancerNsinger4li 0

Bromance moment!!! Or at least that might be what Op's roomate was thinking...

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duckman9 55

Don't bend over to pick up the soap! Just leave it there.. like for ever.. you didn't need it anyway..

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Tell him, "Wow, looks like a penis, only smaller!"

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leadman1989 15

I've never seen a miniature one before... wow it's sooo tiny it's almost cute. Making faces and baby noises the whole time. Or just pull out camera phone.

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GodsLittleMistak 8

Haha when I first saw this the amount of 'FYL's was 69.

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rockinroyalty 0

Omg lol I luve ur icon. XD those guy make me laugh. Is ur name steve? XD

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GodsLittleMistak 8

Not yet but I'm planning on legally changing it lol.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

But 57... You're a woman... Do you plan on changing anything OTHER then your name....? Hhhhmmmmmmm???

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BIGASSTITS 12

Askif Jeffrey junior wants to play with your penis!

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Isoldael 27

Are you roommates with the guy who posted an FML about "being naked on the couch, playing with yourself while your new roommate enters is not awkward at all"? I remember some people suggested he'd introduce his penis o.O

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