By InAnAwkwardSituation - 25/08/2011 05:26 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my new college roommate holding his cock. He said "Hi I'm Jeffrey, and this is Jeffrey junior" while directing attention towards his penis. It's going to be a long semester. FML
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NOWAYJOSE 14

Well, make friends with both of them!

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leadman1989 15

Something tells mr Jeffry jr. Wants to be introduced to your arsehole. O.o

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loserman67 35

I think you should have introduced "Jeffery Jr." to the tip of your boot, several times, then introduced "Jeffery Sr." to the hallway with all of his belongings. You're in for nothing but trouble buddy, I see all of your nice clean laundry being used to wipe off Jeffery Jr after a good crank. Hey , that's not dried shaving cream on your bath towel either...... Kick this ****** OUT!

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BrimfullOfAsher 20

Time to report him to the RA as a sex offender

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dkf295 2

If you don't like it, call the campus police and have him charged with indecent exposure and/or sexual harassment and get assigned a new room.

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cubancgar 0

What's long? You creeper ;-)

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HU4L188 0

Atleast hes not all shy and reserved and freaky

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princess4107 0

That blows! (no pun intended)

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