By InAnAwkwardSituation - 25/08/2011 05:26 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my new college roommate holding his cock. He said "Hi I'm Jeffrey, and this is Jeffrey junior" while directing attention towards his penis. It's going to be a long semester. FML
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NOWAYJOSE 14

Well, make friends with both of them!

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RainbowHeadache 2

Sounds like the beginnings of a comedy porno.

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xrainbowshadowx 17

"I'd let Jeffrey Jr. with my Bobby Jr. but I'm afraid my Jeffrey Jr. is bigger. We wouldn't Bobby Jr. to squish Jeffrey Jr., right?"

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Rabidkid 14

I'm more shocked a guy actually said "hi". Who the hell says that now a days?

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Pyrogod18 0

Oh number of dick jokes i could tell...

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tylenol123 0

Theres a reason he ended the the story there ;)

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momorose94 8

Yeah a "LONG" semester....:)

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skyeyez9 24

Jeffrey was probably being a dick to creep you out, so you'd leave and he'd get a room all to himself.

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perdix 29

You ought to play Jeffrey off against Jeffrey Jr. and cause friction between the two of them.

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hotPinklipstick 24

seems like there is already friction between them considering Jeffery was holding Jeffery Jr when they were introduced...

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immortal628 20

Obviously he did this on purpose just to **** with your head, but I really have to wonder how long he waited with it in his hand just to make that joke.

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RaeRaeHeartBreak 3

And I just tell em' hey! It's me and my dick

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