By Cody - 07/03/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML
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texmas 0

Well, that was an incredibly rude reply to breaking something that belonged to someone else.

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Spinach 0

Yeah, your first reaction should have been "I'm sorry," not "shit happens."

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npk88 0

my god people....it was a ******* joke. My parents have made jokes like that since i was probably 13. I've also told them "wow you are a horrible parent" as a joke and stuff like that. It's all said in jest.

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rgriff27 19

i totally agree, people are taking this waaaay too seriously

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aivilo_fml 0

you should have apologized, but if your mom wasn't kidding, then she's kind of a bitch. just saying:]

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Alanna_Vicious 0

Sorry that happened to you, maybe she was kidding?

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Cassy_fml 0

She may not realize how hurtful this was. But I think parents should never, ever joke about this... (well, OK, except in The Simpsons because Homer is funny :bb).

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THC_fml 0

I'm with number 5, you should have said you were sorry, not "accidents happen". Besides, I don't think what she said was mean at all. Most of us probably were accidents anyway :|

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wrestler_fml 0

She was probably just PMS-ing, and really liked the vase.... I highly doubt she meant that. I've had my dad joke about that before, and we have a pretty good relationship. It doesn't bother me, because I know he's not serious. And in a sense, ALMOST EVERY BIRTH (except strict catholics who almost never have sex) is an accident! That doesn't mean she doesn't love you, appreciate you, and wasn't glad you were born. Lastly, it was horribly rude for her to say that, though. She should understand some kids take that SUPER seriously.... also, it was her and her hubby's fault (if ANYBODYS) that she got pregnant, via bad planning, bad condom, etc. You were simply an egg/sperm at that point. In the future, however: (IF you want to avoid hearing hateful things from your mom) I'd advise you apologize profusely if you break or hurt anything of anybody else's. Even if your mom loves you greatly, if you are a d*ck to people and are selfish and care about your stuff and nobody else's, or is careless and carefree and clumsy (NOT saying you do, but I HAD TO PUT THIS IN just in CASE you're like that)...... it would piss ANYBODY off to have to deal with that! :P hope it helps

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T1A2Z3 34

My parents aren't strict anything but myself and my brother were planned... up until the actual time we were born to fit around my mum's work schedule. It's not that tricky to not have a baby when you don't want one.

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Amkii 0

Yeahhhh your mom's a bitch. You should have called her a ****, then. ;)

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mzmaverickd 7

Wow that was bitchy... I do agree you should have apologized but in all honesty if it were me, I wouldn't say sorry now **** that. You're even.

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maloo_fml 0

OUCH!!!!! that suck big time!!!!

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