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By Cody - 07/03/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2013 17:44 - United States - Sylvania

Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML

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By horrible daughter - 24/08/2013 10:23 - United States - Santee

Today, I was feeling guilty about an argument I had with my mother right before she left to go shopping. When she got back, I ran to give her a hug and tell her I loved her. Unfortunately, in the process, I knocked over and broke her new $200 vase. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2020 23:00

Today, I accidentally broke a vase. When I was clearing it up, I used my bare hand to sweep up the shards without thinking. I'm still fishing pieces of broken glass out of my hand. FML

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Psycho

By deadgirl - 15/05/2021 01:59

Today, I accidentally broke one of my mom’s favorite glasses while she was away. My dad saw and offered to tell her instead that he broke it, because, "let’s face it, if she knew it was you, she’d shove the glass shards down your fucking throat." FML

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Jumpy

By TheSentinel05 - 27/10/2020 12:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, my mom said my name and startled me so badly, I jumped and dropped the glass I was holding. She still isn’t speaking to me for breaking her favorite glass. FML

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By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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By Sadasian - 14/08/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, my mom and dad were arguing. It started getting really heated, so I tried to go break it up. But within a couple of minutes, my mom wanted to make a statement by throwing a plate to the ground, forgetting I was beside her. I now have a throbbing foot with shards of glass in it. FML

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By Karl - 21/02/2011 11:43

Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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By Ouch - 26/06/2021 11:01 - Serbia

Today, I learned how it feels like when you fall off a second floor balcony with mom's flower pot, landing on your back. My mom got pissed because of her beloved flowers, and gave me a lecture while I rolled on the ground in pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2016 15:30 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML

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texmas 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 23:37

Well, that was an incredibly rude reply to breaking something that belonged to someone else.

Spinach 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 23:55

Yeah, your first reaction should have been "I'm sorry," not "shit happens."

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dammn 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 0:02

fuccccccck , thats a bit meann . she must have liked the vase a lot :S

ressurect 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 0:05

HARSH!!!! Im sure your mother loves you though (please dont add to the growing population of emo's .. PLEASE!!)

shazammmxO 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 0:10

that sucksss =[

gomego87 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 4:23

Woof Woof

PureGold 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 0:10

That's just not right for a mother to say x(

happypenguin7293 0

Monday 17 January 2011 18:21

my mom told me that the only one of my siblings that was planned was my older brother. lots of families don't plan to have kids but they happen she's not saying she didn't want him just that he wasn't planned. suck it up and stop being such a baby...

T3k_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 0:16

lmfaooooo madd ****** up

jake_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 0:17

dude, harsh....... my mom said the same thing awhile back

altoidsrgud 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 0:21

daaaammmmmnnnnn ouch.

Unidentified 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 0:25

Well, that was lovely of her!

neonoodle 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 0:25

Your mom's hilarious. One day you'll look back and realize that all of those horrible personality disorders and years of counseling were totally worth it for the laughs.

uawildcats7 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 0:32

what a mother of the year..... BITCH dont blame on their child for accidents..you open ur legs its your fault not kids

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