Transportation: Today, I walked out to my car to see four kids taking the hubcaps,...

By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I walked out to my car to see four kids taking the hubcaps, radio, and license plates off of my truck. I chased them six blocks until I tripped and twisted my ankle. I limped back to my car and found a ticket on my windshield for $55 dollars. The reason? Missing license plates. FML

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By lk26 - 08/02/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

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By Anon - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket. I put the ticket in my bag and accidentally left the bag in my friends car. When I returned, the car window was smashed, my bag was gone. I had to call the police department and ask them to send me a new ticket, on top of the $1000 or so I'd already lost. FML

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Sue21 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 16:13

How did they write you out a ticket with no license plates? Just a description of the truck? :/

UhOhImF___ed 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 16:06

sorry to hear that. so unfortunate can you fight that ticket? that seems like a legit reason, just hard to show proof

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red_wings 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 16:29

Thanks #9 you took the words outta my mouth This actually happened to a friend of mine, he came outta school and had a ticket for not having his plate which, had been stolen while he was in class

Callyn 47

Sunday 12 April 2009 16:30

"Cops won't write tickets for parked cars." Where the hell did you get that idea? Cops write plenty of tickets for parked cars, most of them being parking tickets.

bubs_AKA_vermin 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 16:44

what little bastards! D:( you should call the cops on them and maybe put them in juvenile hall. :)

i_like_chicks 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 16:46

what if you were set up? what if the cop paid the kids to remove licence plates. i mean thats really much of coincidence, isnt it?

AlfonzoRex 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 16:47

Little *******!

guitardedman 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 17:02

goddamn thats rough.. hopefully insurance covers all of that shit

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 17:04

14 where the hell do you live? find better popo.

Tehalon 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 17:07

Now playing "The conspiracy theory" starring #14 i_like_chicks!

xf0rg0tt3nx 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 6:06

I was thinking the same thing. And why would cops pay kids to steal license plates? That's just messed up.

imgangstayo420 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 17:09

How do they write you a ticket without your plate numbers? They wouldn't be able to look up any of your personal info without that. So if you didn't pay it or something it wouldn't even matter. That's weird.