By Jebus - 07/06/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
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You deserved it 60 995
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itsnotfair 0

you're not obliged to give your money to a bum anyway!

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Outpail 1

Haha. This happened to me once, just keep on walking and drop a couple of quarters to keep him occupied while you make an escape.

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devaraja42 0

You should've just said no... That's what I always do, but then again, I never have money on me in the first place.

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kariemika 0

He needs to get a life. Its not your fault his life sucks.

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starfoxfan1 7

First of **** you, and secondly he's a homeless person, of course his life sucks cause he has to be living on the streets and begging to bitchy people like yourself to get money. What if it was you begging? You'd probably be like "oh poor me, give me some change, pity me pity me" and just because he's homeless doesn't mean he's an asshole as well, people like you probably treat him like that so he's going to do that right back to you. Karma. And just don't assume that he'll buy drugs or alcohol, he's probably saving for food, or a hotel room.

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xox_what_now 0

F his life "today I asked someone for some spare change and she said she didn't have any. A few minutes later I saw the same lady walking by with a frappacino. FML

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chere3249 0

Scream stalker!! N he will go away!! I do that to CEO's all the time that try 2 kick me off their companys property!

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xanth 0

Next time just tell him to piss off and get a job instead of lying.

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blahdsflksfd 0

So you value a coffee from Starbucks more than a human being's life?

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Lelio_fml 0

I'm not sure why this one has more 'you deserved that one votes' #58: he should get a bloody job

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FajitaFreak 3

If one more person says he should just get another job, I'm going to go insane. It boils my blood. People are having trouble getting a job under absolutely PERFECT conditions. Getting a job when you are homeless is virtually impossible. I know. I've been homeless. True homeless. 1,600 miles away from anyone I knew. No money. Nothing.

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Lounia_fml 8

#36.. If the guy doesn't have a penny on him, I doubt he'll have a computer to write a FML xD This FML is funny, I can almost imagine the homeless guy chasing the OP with a stick xD

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NickelPhosphate 0

You should have told him you would call the cops.

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