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By Jebus - 07/06/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
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itsnotfair 0

you're not obliged to give your money to a bum anyway!

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Outpail 1

Haha. This happened to me once, just keep on walking and drop a couple of quarters to keep him occupied while you make an escape.

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Guyoverhere 0

He has it worse then u do stop complaining

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lattrayant 0

I sure as hell don't have people giving me handouts all the time, I don't get why all of you people calling the OP selfish think that this homeless person is entitled to other people's money. I highly doubt that you go around spending all your hard earned cash on every homeless person you pass in the street.

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tjh116 0

#82 You are truly ignorant. "Most of the people who ask for spare change go "home" to million dollar houses because they make so much money from the spare change." That has to be the most retarded and unfounded statement I have heard in my entire life. Maybe that is true in a very, very small number of cases, but most?

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Lifesucksdodrugs 0

What do they not accept cards at the Starbucks? This is when a punch to the nuts is obligatory.

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realggirl 0

I do the same thing. I earn my money. YLIF

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blasticks 0

meh, it HIS fault hes homeless annway, he shud get a freaking job

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jimbo74 0

I do the same. Who's to say you didn't buy it with plastic? F him anyhow- he's not entitled to jack shit just by virtue of being a bum. Make him earn it...

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USBIade 0

is it rlly that bad to give a guy with no home some money or change? YDI dont be so selfish

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thuryn 2

"Happened to my friends and ME," not "happened to my friends and I." You wouldn't say "it happened to I." You'd say, "it happened to ME." Get it right, people. ME is an objective pronoun. It comes after verbs and after prepositions ('to', 'of', 'between', 'after', etc.). I is a subjective pronoun. It comes before verbs. I tell ya. English class doesn't ******* teach ENGLISH any more. And yeah, FYL to the OP for having to put up with that crap. Just say you used your debit card. Or better still, really use your debit card. (But keep a $20 on you. There are still vagrancy laws in a lot of places.) #82: State your source. Jandersoniii: I hope you lose your account, you racist tard. Lots of your comments get moderated out anyway. You're probably a step away from getting booted. DIAF

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USBIade 0

and people who think its the homeless guys fault... its still not a terrible idea to give him some money? you guys are so cheap selfish and ignorent

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