By Jerrrr - 27/05/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
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narks 0

Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.

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cathrn17 0

i gotta agree with the YDI for not paying attention to how close your pool was, but freak its just a rabbit, hardly makes you a terrible person. sorry about your basement and all.

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bibilaurrr 0

Wow. Everyone has said what ive thought. Ummmm he ate your vegetables. SO WHAT?!?!?! You dont just casually shoot at a rabbit! Im glad you flodded your basement. Hope you think twice before shooting ANYTHING next time.

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jennam_fml 4

..Who ever said the rabbit had rabies, infact, why assume it had rabies at all? It didn't try to attack him, he shouldn't try shooting it. And LOL @ it trying to tear you to shreds. Rabbits are shy animals, if you get too close they'll just run away. Alot of rabbits that come into my yard have no problem with me coming towards them, and I have yet to see one tear somebody to shreds. They either stay and be petted or they run away. Seriously, once again, I have never heard or seen anyone being "ripped to shreds"

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wildabeast 0

you should have put a snare up, that way you could have caught him, made a stew, and solve your problem with a nice meal.

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EffYoLife 14

good! you deserve it! why would you shoot a defenseless bunny rabbit! you pu$$y

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precious606893 0

WOW. there's stuff at like home depot that you put in your garden to keep pests like rabbits away. was shooting at it really necessary? it's just hungry you stupid dick. you deserve to get your basement flooed. animal cruelty. you probably live in some backward town in the south married to your sister.

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morgan020 0

Some people don't need to own guns. What if you had missed and it hit a child in your neighbors yard? Go to a shooting range and get some practice. As for the rabbit if he out smarted you then you deserve it. I can't criticize you for trying to shoot the rabbit but don't raise a gun to shoot unless you really know how to use a weapon.

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nazooer 11

ha no life having to get revenge on a BUNNY

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elliekinslurvsya 0

there's this cat that keeps coming into my family's yard and every time any windows are left down in our cars it pisses on the seats...and once a few weeks ago it was laying ON TOP of my dad's AMC JAVELIN. that car is, like, my dad's most prized posession. he said he was gonna shoot the cat (with a BB gun, just to stun it), then skin it, cook it on his grill, eat it, then wax his car with the skin.... haha my sister was about to die when he said that xD

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