Miscellaneous: Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants....

By Jerrrr - 27/05/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML

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By yif2 - 16/05/2015 11:47 - United States

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML

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By pool party - 29/05/2013 00:48 - United States - Rockford

Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 16:39 - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

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By scaredscreenless - 16/08/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

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Ballshot

By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 14:00

Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML

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By Noname - 29/10/2011 11:02 - United States

Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML

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Poor little bunny

By Anonymous - 30/06/2021 04:01

Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML

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The shot of a lifetime

By Epic Fail - 10/10/2022 08:30 - United States - Steele

Today, I tried to throw a basketball in my backyard basketball hoop. It bounced off the board, hit me on the head, then hit a spray can, activating it and spraying black paint all over my Golden Retriever, to finally land in my trash can. FML

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By pist - 13/05/2018 01:30

Today, I was lying in a lawn chair next to my wooden fence when a yellow liquid started spraying me. The neighbor's douchebag son was peeing through the small hole in the fence and soaked me. FML

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narks 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 9:24

Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.

tkmac 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 9:25

Sounds like a Tom & Jerry episode.

Comments

corpsegrinder_fml 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 21:16

nice going. YDI

aerosparrow 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 21:17

Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ, are you guys really getting that pissed for the guy trying to shoot at a rabbit? I'm convinced the average age here is 12.

Weil 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 21:19

Virtually everyone on FMyLife is someone who hates humans and loves animals. You are an idiot if you thought you would get sympathy from them. Other than that, why would you try to blow a rabbits head off for ruining your garden? lol you must live in the south.

meddude 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 21:19

i think it's crazy how people are freaking out over a ******* rabbit. these guys are serious pests. i would equate them to hopping roaches that somehow have the power to make people think they're cute through telepathy. they are the land version of the pigeon. honestly people, it's a ******* rabbit. it eats people's plants and is a serious pest especially to farmers. now, even though the OP probably isn't on a farm or anything, people need to calm the **** down. it's a rabbit. hasn't anyone ever heard the expression "**** like bunnies"? that's because they reproduce like there's no tomorrow. wake up people. it's a pest. #227: **** you for hating on an entire country where there are many different views and not everyone is like our former douchebag president Bush. #291: somebody forgot to take their ritalin this morning. before anybody starts trying to chew my head off, i in fact support gun control laws and think it's ridiculous how many there are. i'm also a liberal, not a redneck republican (there is more than one kind of republican). please wake up people. thanks.

joho104 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 21:19

i love how all the people bitching about the rabbit probably eat lots of chicken and beef. anywho YDI for ever shooting off a gun if you were going to miss anyway

Satoyuki 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 21:21

xD The bullet missed. I'm sorry your bullets don't follow orders. You shouldn't have been trying to kill a bunny.

Kaylaroxoutloud 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 21:22

Thats what you get for trying to kill an innocent rabbit ya damn *****

missethics 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 21:22

Poor farmer. http://pichaus.com/comic-funny-carrots-benjamin-@676913135f80c4ad7abd47fb0fa25692/

meddude 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 21:23

also, if you all aren't vegans, think about how you get food. EDIT: before you all go off on this guy again, please read my previous posts so you can think before you speak.