By Jerrrr - 27/05/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
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narks 0

Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

I wish they had intelligence tests before voting. The world would be a better place if people like you did not have a voice. #368- Your post was one incredibly ignorant statement after another, strung together by terrible grammar and spelling. FYI, making blanket generalizations by referring to everyone with differing views from your own as liberals in a slanderous manner just makes you and all conservatives look like fools incapable of recognizing legitimate information when it slaps you in the face. If that was your intention, so be it. If not, I would reconsider.

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monicamischief 0

and shooting a rabbit is totally different than killing an animal to eat, dumbasses. killing an animal humanely to eat is alright because you are killing the animal for a REASON. because you are going to USE it. killing a rabbit for eating your garden when there are obviously more humane options is SICK>.

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bluetoaster 0

Sometimes I hate this site. Most of the FMLs are "Today, I was a jerk/dumbass and karma kicked my sorry ass. FML" YDI on so many levels, that it's scary.

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riot9081 0

You f'ing idiot! It's not that hard to miss a friggin' rabbit! AND you don't even know that the period is supposed to go before the caliber number like so .22 rifle! Seriously! did you even take the time to aim your rifle! IT'S NOT HARD!

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oloie 0

you are a horrible person shooting a poor rabit for trying to live.... and your also an idiot for shooting the rabit that close to your pool... so YDI~~~

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fmlreaderr 0

Get revenge on the bunny? Wow you are such an IDIOT. Not to mention a complete jackass. That's what happens when you put guns into the wrong hands... 'let me kill something just because I can.' I'm so happy your basement got flooded.

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xDarknessInZero 0

was the rabbit that big that you needed a rifle? -.- you couldda just set up a trap, caught the rabbit, and released it like 5 miles away from your home... -_-

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fmlreaderr 0

Get revenge on the bunny? Wow you are such an IDIOT. Not to mention a complete jackass. That's what happens when you put guns into the wrong hands... 'let me kill something just because I can.' I'm so happy your basement got flooded. Oh and #375, right on.

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peachxed 0

good, YDI. Honestly who the hell goes after innocent bunnies because they invaded a garden? are you on drugs or something like really.

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dearcourtney 0

that's what you get for shooting at a poor innocent bunny wabbit. my bunny hates you now.

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